My friend Sadie is soooo funny. When my dad wakes her up to go outside, she poops in the house on the way just to mess with him. And he cleans it up! He doesn't even yell at her. I think its because she's old. If I did that, I would be in soooo much trouble. That's why I like her. She's funny....

Right now I am lounging on my mom's feet on the heavenly bed. I wish she would go away so I could have it all to myself. At least she left me the tablet so I can blog.

Today I ate all of Sadie's food, and my mom got mad, but I don't care because I am cute, and she won't stay mad.

I have a friend visiting me now... Sadie.... she is old and throws up a lot, but I like her anyway.