Alright, seriously, there is something wrong with my mother. She was gone all week last week, and then she gets back on Sunday all cranky. Then Monday she didn't get home til 1AM... I guess that was Tuesday technically. And then last night she was home for like 5 minutes at 5, and back out she went. What's wrong with her????? Plus, she is all tired and cranky, and now my dad calls me "chunky butt." Its not like I can wear slimming clothes, and no one ever takes me for walks, so I can't exactly fix my problem. Does he want me to be an anorexic or something? then my hair would fall out and I wouldn't be soft and cuddly anymore, and then where would we all be. I need some love and attention dammit! I am going to sit on my mom's keyboard now until she pets me. It seems to be the only way to get her to stop working these days.